Blind making fun of the Blind

-The president ribbed a reporter for wearing sunglasses during a press conference. He asked what was "with the shades" then noted that there was "no sun out," to those watching from home. The reporter responded with, "I guess its a matter of perspective." The crowd laughed and the president did, too. Then he said, "touche." It turns out that the reporter was legally blind. A matter of perspective indeed.
- Bill Gates left Microsoft today. Did he retire?
-The canes lost last night, but the shot they lost by was gorgeous.
-Callie and I are going to go outside.
-Sideways the Cat is a tornado in siamese fur.
-We made some awesome chicken, rice, and artichoke tonight. It was sooo fuckin' good, I died.


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Armitage

I.
The pigeons dropped
and shuffled down
to the street below,
brushing glass
from their wings.

I thought I might rust
out in the weather—
in the rain of splinters,
with winter my cast,
and smoke my umbrella.

And under the city,
my eyes mistook
smiles for teeth.

We measured distance in days.

I wanted to write you
letters stapled to polaroids--
something for your fireplace.

Hello. I live in North Carolina

Happy Birthday Corey Brown. Ilike working with you and doing bits in the courtyard. Wackytown is going to be shitloads of fun.

i'll be your blanket, you'll be my bed

I slept in

too late

every morning

I'll never

know why.

I believe you can get me through the night

This is Baxter. He tried to bite my nose off. He is looking sleepy.

So, I'm studying with Dreamweaver, and I'm dedicating all my free time to learning it tomorrow and the some of the next day. So I am going to try and work in some HTML to this blog. Sorry for not posting anything in a while, loyal readers, I have been too too busy. I have some news that I need to spill, but I will save it for a later date. I will keep things more updated in the near future. No more slack!